urbanfuck:

don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you

vvierd:

YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry

hOLD UP
i am yodeling from the high heavens 

hOLD UP

i am yodeling from the high heavens 

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

is this glee

is this glee

swalloween:

one time i told a chemistry joke

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