Why do other ppl have my name wtf
arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit
I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
something to live by
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA