vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, i see you charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry