don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you
YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
one time i told a chemistry joke
there was no reaction