adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

awkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.

I have a wife, and 3 children

3 Children. 

I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.
A.G.  (via stolenwine)

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

darklittlefaun:

b-ruisedblood:

In case anyone wanted to know what a lightning strike can do to the body- given that they survive.

all about bruises

This is special-fx make up and 80% of tumblr thinks it’s real. Lol.

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad