chicken nuggets

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

circletines:

no i dont mean faggot as in gay i mean faggot as in you

tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

it’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits