overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Mom the dog turned off again
I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
not sure how I feel about this.
this is the most contradictory piece of exercise equipment i’ve ever seen
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
i just want someone to miss me
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already
when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons
when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages
when you’re an international kpop sensation
Goddammit, kpop fandom.
i’d die for a girl like this
all you know about her is that she has thin legs and long blonde hair and she rides a subway but alright
For all we know it could be a heavy metal guy with flawlessly luscious hair and skinny legs and a hot to trot fashion
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10