moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

propertyofroonilwazlib:

eatcleanmakechanges:

not sure how I feel about this.

this is the most contradictory piece of exercise equipment i’ve ever seen

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

minzeliron:

starlightbydaylight:

lapizsolarflare:

xurxie-do:

peebsalicious:

cchumped:

when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already

SIGH

when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons

SIGH-ER 

when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages

SIGH-EST

when you’re an international kpop sensation

PSY

Goddammit, kpop fandom.

imonlymyflaws:

ozei:

cr1me:

i’d die for a girl like this

all you know about her is that she has thin legs and long blonde hair and she rides a subway but alright

For all we know it could be a heavy metal guy with flawlessly luscious hair and skinny legs and a hot to trot fashion

imonlymyflaws:

ozei:

cr1me:

i’d die for a girl like this

all you know about her is that she has thin legs and long blonde hair and she rides a subway but alright

For all we know it could be a heavy metal guy with flawlessly luscious hair and skinny legs and a hot to trot fashion

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10